My Name Is Kim

 

It seems it’s becoming usual (?) for people to introduce themselves like this:

 

“My name is Kim. I am 29 and I like sex.”

 

If they say it, it’s because people out there think it’s quite normal and maybe that’s even what they want to hear. I have to tell that I am a little puzzled with stating something like that publicly.

 

In contrast, the other day, while I was waiting for something to happen, I was entertained by one of those gossip columns where a certain man described how a certain ex-girlfriend was good in terms of performance. At the end of this “brilliant” text, I felt a deep sympathy for her and asked myself who would pick such man, even if he were the last one on earth.

 

What I have to remark to those girls: 1) Isn’t it common to like sex? 2) Shouldn’t people describe themselves for the things that best individualize them? 3) Wouldn’t it be more interesting to let a particular person discover how good you are, instead of advertising it to any?

 

If you want to know, if I read or hear someone talking in that manner I could easily feel like replying with one of the below:

 

“Do you need to say it to convince yourself?”
“Do you fake it that well?”
“Are you that needy?”
“You do? Curious, because I don’t.”
“Glad to meet you. My name is Kim. I am 92 and I like sex too.”

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